GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And then